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More fun things to do!! WOOHOO!!
Fun things to say ...... performing surgery.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
Hey! HEY! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy.
Oh no! My Rolex!
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Shoot, there go the lights again....
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them.
What do you mean you want a divorce?
I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
Blink once for yes.
What do you mean we have the wrong patient?
Why is there a tag on his toe?
Do you think he can hear us?
I didn't even know a human could bend that way.
I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia. Just relax now. We'll be done in a jiffy.
Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open.
Did the doctor know he would look like that afterward?
Of course I've performed this operation before, nurse!
Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down. It'll make a great 'ER' script.
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